What can’t white tea do?

An effusive 2024 review of white tea’s beneficial effects:

“This comprehensive examination contributes nuanced perspectives, paving the way for continued research, innovation, and integration of white tea into diverse consumer preferences. Overall, white tea emerges as a multifaceted beverage with far-reaching implications for health, wellness, and the future landscape of the tea industry.”

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https://www.sciopen.com/article/10.26599/FSHW.2024.9250424 “New insights into chemical compositions and health benefits of white tea and development of new products derived from white tea” (click pdf link)


I didn’t see a mention of white tea drinkers’ ability to levitate and fly the astral plane like the Red Bull commercials. Maybe it’s just obvious?

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